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Ok somthing a bit more light hearted. Would you rather have your face and body but the brain of a chimpanzee or be a chimpanzee but have your human brain? 

89%
1,065 deviants said be a chimpanzee but have your human brain
11%
127 deviants said your face and body but the brain of a chimpanzee

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HearseGurl Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014   Photographer
Planet Of The Apes answer! :D
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yozoru Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist
Human and chimpanzee anatomy are very similar so you would be able to function as usual. 
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Weaselhatter Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What would be the point in losing my intelligence and making everyone around the world believe it was the end of the world when 11% of the population decided to turn ape?
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wolf-in-a-dress Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Do you're vocal chords work in the chimpanzee body? Because if you can't even communicate that'd suck.
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XOrdinary1998 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Totally chimp with a human's brain. Think of all the horrible bites and quick getaways you could make involving the people that make your life suck... :devil:
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TolliRaovan Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Artist
I'd rather look like a chimp but have my own brain. Then I'd be 100% able to get away with flinging poo at people who deserve it. >D
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hyenacub Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist
Human brain, with ability to climb anything I wanted and be able to go naked without scaring half the world? Woohoo! Not to mention that chimp don't really have to DO anything if they can stay away from captivity. But since I would have the brain of a human, I could figure out how. (one hopes.)
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fishburger Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Ha, that's easy. I could be the chimpanzee physically and then rip out the actual chimpanzee's brain out of my original body and replace it with mine.
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iareWU Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student General Artist
I chose to have the brain of a chimp. Here's why. I would never have to deal with this whole being responsible crap ever again. People would treat me like crap, but hey, I'm a fricken monkey. I don't care! I'd be driven by instinct back into the jungles and forest where I could like a happy simple monkey life.

The other way around, I'd feel the need to be loved on a deeper level, to communicate, to be intimate, but I'd never be able to with the body of a chimp. Ignorance is bliss.
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xXmikki-bby14Xx Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I'd rather be smart than stupid.
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C0CHI Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
i prefer the brain of a chimp. When you realize you are a human being, you start to worry about a lot of things. And in fact, we are responsable of destroying the planet. Even if you are some crazy ecologist , just using water the way we use it to shower, or having electronic devices for multiple purposes, etc shows how we are harming the planet. But, when you are an animal, you live and thats all. You dont worry about the destruction of your planet or if you harm it. You dont worry about leaving your family in pain if you die. In fact, you dont worry about anything, because the concept of "worrying about something" its only aplicable to thinking beings as humans. The only thing your instinct knows is how to survive. And if you face death is just part of your life. Having the brain of a chimp makes our life a lot easier. So id go for that one. Sorry for my english
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narutokunobessed Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student General Artist
I rather be a chimp.


Just think of rise of planet of the apes, how much more you don't have to conform to a culture. You can act like an animal if you want.
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ARTificialphanTOM Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
As I get older, I'm noticing that my brain is deteriorating rapidly and I'm getting hair in places I've never had before so the question is probably mute in my case as it looks like I will have both the brain and body of a chimpanzee soon.
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amayaangeline Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
With a human brain, we can change our faces to be more human-like!!
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ZombieOwl Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Planet of the Apes", anyone? :D
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AlmightySponge Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
With my advanced intelligence I would RULE THE CHIMPANZEES.
Besides my body isn't all that great to justify keeping it. My personality is my /real/ strength.
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madlucidity Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
There's a huge flaw in this quesion. If I maintained the body, but didn't keep the brain, I wouldn't be "myself" anymore. Likewise, if I switched bodies, I also wouldn't be myself. It's impossible to have a change there and still be yourself.

But I chose the chimp body, as at least I would still have my self awareness. xD
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Galbert Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Gotta go with Chimp body. Those little guys are strong as hell.
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nightmaredude456 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm already pretty fucking brain dead by human standards, and I'm not sexy by any stretch of the imagination so I'd rather rule over a bunch of chimps :XD:
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xxConcreteRose Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Damn, this was hard! I really don't think I'm capable of living with chimpanzees. I guess I'd get use to it.
People would probably throw me in a circus if they knew what I was really like.
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shaunC Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012   General Artist
Chimp with a brain. I'll become the next youtube sensation...
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Pfaccioxx Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012   General Artist
neader,
and luckily I don't think I'll ever have to worry about such a thing cos my body as a natruil immunity to all types of TF
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that sead if I HAD to pick 1 I would chose to be a chimpanzee but have your human brain as Chip's can do pretty much everything the humans can
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TwiRin Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Ry, are you seriously drunk?
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Dragonith Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
-insert Planet of the Apes joke here-
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Dawitch Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
...I voted randomly, 'šuz choosing neither would be pretty much the same. In any case, the choice leads you to be a misfit amongst the other members of society... and since humans are social beings (as well as most other animal groupings) being shunned out is an inevitable fact.
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SoulsOfEarth Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
There are enough people on earth with a human body and the brain of a chimp!
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Titoalba Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
I... I can't. 8[ I hate chimps. Just kill me now.
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question-mark-man Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
This is an odd question. Are you asking me to switch brains with a chimp? Because it's not my body if a chimp's brain is in it and not mine? Or are you asking if I would downgrade my brain to a chimp's brain, but still retain all my memories and abilities and such?

Hmm... I don't think there's sufficient enough data for me to make an informed decision. From what I can gather, both options bring equal misfortune to the individual.
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Tokiball12345 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow, it appears I'm choosing the minorities so far.
Hooray for not being mainstream.
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Sabbath180 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
The intelligence of a human and the strength of a chimpanzee. What's not to like?
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kingboosbiggestfan Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
indeed!
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path-o-logical Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I could be a circus monkey :iconamgplz:
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Badgerface567 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'd rather die. >:I
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Flausch-Katzerl Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just gimme the monkey brain.
I won't be smart enough to be bothered by any changes then.
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Tree-kun Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student Digital Artist
OMGAH BRAINS OVER LOOKS OBVIOUSLY
Besides.. I'd be able to climb trees so well if I was a chimpanzee amgah if I had a chimpanzee body I'd have so much fun sdfjaklsdfjadsfhaklsda
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0okami-Rei Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I will be the most awesome chimpanzee who ever lived.
Heck.
I AM THE MOST AWESOME CHIMPANZEE WHO EVER LIVED.
Look at me constructing such a wonderful, complete sentence with my awesome human brain as I type it out with my perfectly manicured and hairy chimpanzee hands.
I'm a fucking legend!
I learnt that naughty word when I bit my keeper on the hand and gave him HIV and he screamed like a wee lass.
One day, I'll even be youtube famous and storm the webs and be the richest chimpanzee ever.
Aw yeah, time to scratch my butt.
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Phinnimonster Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012   General Artist
Have you been watching Ricky Gervais
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CaiteSith Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YOUR LAST QUESTION WAS JUST MEAN
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Paper-Plate Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It would be awesome to have a human brain and chimp body! You could do all the amazing things a chimp can do as well as the things humans can do as we are not that different in body structure they just don't have the mind to do some tasks.

It would be like planet of the apes!

(i'm also sure humans with chimp brains exist. I see them all the time on reality TV)
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ValentinesQueen Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dead. Cuz my girlfriend doesn't date chumps and she doesn't date chimps.
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Kahisys Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Champazee with human brain, so I could throw my turds on people's face totally legitimately AND enjoy this fact.
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JollyPiik Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012   Digital Artist
This is the first time I want to fav a comment. thx for that xD
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Kahisys Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're welcome.
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Why-did-Kenji-die Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
I would rather just die than have to pick. Being a chimp would be too depressing because I couldnt get married or anything
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phinnist Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student General Artist
Be a chimp, of course. What would be the point of having an essentially weak and pathetic human body if you have the brain of a chimp and can't even appreciate your aesthetic qualities? ;D
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Curt-teh-Murt Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student Interface Designer
Chimp with a human brain of course, hand feet, sharp teeth, strength and agility above a typical human. Not to mention Chimps are cute.
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Limey-Boy Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student General Artist
I'd rather be an Orang-u-tan with a human brain, but close enough.
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Silver-Comet Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Hand-feet motherfucker.
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Ringmaster-Nynx Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Figures you picked one of the few animals I really HATE!

But still, would prefer to be one with a human brain over the opposite.
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deeed Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Human brain but a much stronger body that can swing through trees with ease!
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