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You and your dad go hiking alone, suddenly a poisonous snake bites your dad in the peepee.. the ONLY (And I do mean only) way to save him is to suck out the poison. Otherwise he will die. Will you? 

66%
813 deviants said No
34%
423 deviants said Yes

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:iconyozoru:
yozoru Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013  Hobbyist

As much as I love my dad, I wouldn't go to that extent to save him.

I feel like a bad person now .__.

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:iconrandomsnailfactor:
randomsnailfactor Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Uh.. I'm pretty sure I hate him. Working the ass off your child when they need sleep most is NOT how you treat me. >.> I probably would almost die of that hike (I hate hiking) and he's gonna have to suck the poison out himself to live. I ain't doin' that even if my life depended on it.
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:iconjamjamkyogre:
JamJamKyogre Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
Maybe he can reach it himself and I can go hide while he saves his life..?
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:icongturtle123:
GTURTLE123 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
He'd be fine, no such thing as a POISONIOUS snake =P
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:iconsalmonsuzie:
SalmonSuzie Featured By Owner May 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Soooooo 66% would watch their father die
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:iconweaselhatter:
Weaselhatter Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This put a lot of morality at stake...this time it wasn't just one of those I would risk my life no matter what but a more time crucial what if to a family member....Thanks for making me question my morality. In this case I believe he would have tried to remove the problem himself but if he passed out I would most likely keep the fact in mind that I would rather remember saving his life then having him die in front of me.
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:iconlmonlimecat:
LmonLimeCat Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
Fuck no I hate him, I wouldn't even consider helping.
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:iconthe-krazy-kitten:
The-Krazy-Kitten Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
he should do it himself -__-
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
LOL
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:iconrachel163735:
rachel163735 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student Artist
I love my dad,but I really don't think I'd do it
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:icongg-boy:
GG-BOY Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Nope...
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:iconamine999:
amine999 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
R.I.P dad, next time be careful around snakes, wear a cup.
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:iconrachel163735:
rachel163735 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student Artist
Lol. I agree
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:iconmegaanimefreak7:
MegaAnimeFreak7 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Easy. No. Why? Cause my dads an asshole. Plus, I'd never get my lazy ass off the fucking computer long enough to go any damn where other than school. :iconwthplz:
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:iconundefinederror:
UndefinedError Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My answer: We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. :roll:
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:iconxordinary1998:
XOrdinary1998 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I might take a while to build my confidence up...but yeah, I think I might do it, to save ma daddy.
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:icontolliraovan:
TolliRaovan Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Artist
They make poison sucker-outers for just this sort of occasion. So nope.
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:iconbatfood:
Batfood Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012   General Artist
it would be awful but I would do it
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:iconppbus:
ppbus Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012
The amount of no's is disturbing...
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:iconassasin-kiashi:
Assasin-Kiashi Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
GET THE SNAKE TO SUCK IT.
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:iconmizudatsurugi:
mizudatsurugi Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Since I'm not very fond of him, I'm pretty sure it was me who set the snake on him in the first place XD
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:iconassasin-kiashi:
Assasin-Kiashi Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Same as you.
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:iconmadlucidity:
madlucidity Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
If a snake bit him there, that means his time has come. I'll miss you, dad. :cry:
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:iconshaunc:
shaunC Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012   General Artist
.........I'm not gonna touch that one...
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:iconsilver-escape:
silver-escape Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i hate my dad so i would of let him die regardless :|
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:iconmakaylafashion:
Makaylafashion Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love my Papa Bear, but he's just gonna have to die :/
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:iconmrcooldd:
MrCoolDD Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That's not how you get snake poison out of a bite.
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:iconsonicwolvelina99:
SonicWolvelina99 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think a much better question is HOW the snake got there and how he got bitten. And where exactly too. Different sucking, man. Srs bsns. lol

But in all honesty, I can't answer the poll. I just can't.
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:iconxhyacintho:
xHyacintho Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
No. No, that's disguisting. I just wonder who on Earth would do that.

.__.
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:iconultrtruehyperdarkson:
about 297 people would
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:iconxhyacintho:
xHyacintho Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I see...And it's,well...ewww...Just...disgusting
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:iconsecret-agent-rabbit:
Secret-Agent-Rabbit Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student General Artist
I'd tell him to suck it out himself.

Oh snap! You thought you had everything covered didn't you Ry?
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:iconfelldohthesquirrel:
FelldohTheSquirrel Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm sorry, but why even think of this kind of stuff?

:icondonotwantplz:
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:icont-weaver:
T-Weaver Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's an incorrect method for helping someone who was bitten. Sucking is an outdated method that never worked, can injure the bitten area, give later complications that can lead to loss of limb and just provides risk to yourself. It's even a bad idea to suck your own wound as you're just speeding the spread of the poison with the stimulation (doubly so in the case of a penis).

Sucking poison out does not work. Even with a pump. It doesn't. Dear god people don't do that if you get bitten you're making it worse. /serious for people reading past, don't do that.

Unfortunately for my hypothetical-situation-dad I'm going to get rope or a hairband or cloth from my shirt,wrap it up tightly with pressure for about 2-6 inches above the bite (not tight enough to cut off blood flow, because that will harm recover), demand he sit down (heart must be at higher level than bite), he must stay calm and NOT MOVE and go for help. Pressure bangage is not to be removed until after he gets some help.
No food or water.

/Survival lesson
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
it really IS a hypothetical.. so the only way IS to suck. will u?
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:iconmisstressfortune:
MisstressFortune Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm more worried about what's going to happen to me after getting over 2 hours of sunlight.
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:icongoldhedgehog:
goldhedgehog Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
BLISSEY USED AROMATHERAPY!!

oh wait...
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:icongoldhedgehog:
goldhedgehog Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
I just realised it only works on pokemon, not humans :I
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:iconprinceoffire:
PrinceOfFire Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
What if mah daddy's already dead?
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
then.. theres no point in sucking it. Unless you wanna :I
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:iconprinceoffire:
PrinceOfFire Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Uh, no. :iconewwplz:
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:iconthemoonsamurai:
TheMoonSamurai Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Oh well... *buries my dad in the back yard* Eh... He's lived long enough. HAHAHA. jk jk.
but no seriously I wouldn't do it.
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:iconmike-horo:
mike-horo Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Professional General Artist
Papa left as a hero... with his "honor" untouched.
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
lol i like this
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:iconleetfish:
Leetfish Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student
rest in peace, I guess.
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:iconmileniakitsuvee:
MileniaKitsuvee Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No. You wanna know why? Because after the event the two people involved could never look at each other the same way again, it would be super awkward from then on. They'd be alive... but pretty much dead on the inside.

And there are other ways...there's always another way.
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:iconmike-horo:
mike-horo Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Professional General Artist
You just made me cry...
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:iconmileniakitsuvee:
MileniaKitsuvee Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry, was not my intention...
I've been pretty down lately too though.
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:iconpathwreck:
pathwreck Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
sorry dad. RIP
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:iconswampcat025:
SwampCat025 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Student General Artist
*stares at pocket knife* "dad, how would you feel about letting go to a few possessions? you barely use them..."

amputation is the answer to everything... it always is.
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