If Im born a girl, I would be sluttyWARNING: CONTAINS SEXUAL REFERENCES, stop reading if you are under 18. If you are over 18, I would prefer if you read with your pants down for the full experience.Above is a visual representation of what I will look like if I was born a girl. The answer is I would be a hot big boob sexy Asian chick. How did this thought came about? It started when my friend omuuu asked me today. "What do you think of your appearance?", and I was like "i think im decent enough to not scare people away, and look quite handsome from some angles and lighting". Then she asked "if you were the opposite gender, would you have changed in either aspect?" and that got me thinking. I actually stumble upon this thought a few times before, and in all scenario I always end up a slut. Let me explain.Did you know that if you are a girl, you get bonus face points? Like if you are born an ugly guy, you remain an ugly guy. However if you were born an ugly girl, you are still a girl and pe
Happy Birthday Walt DisneyIf the Walt Disney is still alive today, it would be his 111th Birthday. So happen I am doing a Disney themed month. God damn isn't it amazing how we are celebrating his birthday even when the guy passed away some 50 years ago? I wish I would have that, and a statue of me holding Green Bear's hand, in Ry-Spirit Land where the magic never happens.Can you imagine if Walt Disney never lived, there would not be Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Disneyland, Little Mermaid, Lion King, Tron, Lilo and Stitch, Toy Story, Finding Nemo, Up, Pirates of the Caribbean, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Mulan, Aladdin, Snowwhite, Winnie the Pooh, Duck Tales, That's so Raven, Chip N Dale, Darkwing Duck, Wreck it Ralph, Hannah Montana, Gravity Falls and Kingdom Hearts may not be made. On the bright side we don't get Herbie Fully Loaded so its not all bad.. I would even go as far as to say that without Walt Disney, the world may have been a little bit more depressing. How many time has a Disney movie touched
RIP Tablet, Hello new TabletHello all, it is me again Scrambled egg with Fried Ryce and today I have some bad news.. My Wacom Bamboo Tablet's time has come. Passing away at the age of 4. I tried everything, I replaced its nib, I cleaned it daily, I told it bedtime stories... But it was still no good, it still decides to be a non-responsive duck. So GOODBYE MR TABLET! After a brief funeral, I knew I had to get a new tablet! I had to move quick, because without a tablet is kinda me losing an arm, yo I need to eat too! So I quickly got changed and drove Initial D style to the nearest mall! Like a desperate foreign businessman in Thailand, I just went in there and got the cheapest and easiest babe I could find. I really just needed ANYTHING as long as it satisfy my needs. What I ended up getting was a Wacom Bamboo Manga.I gota be honest, ANY tablet is good enough for me, I hardly use the buttons and I am not picky on the additional functions. So after a quick installation of the driver, the tablet was ready t
F*CKIts that time again when Ry ponders on the many wonderful things in life, this time he ponders into the english language and into the supposedly rude and vulgar curse word: F*CKOf course I understand there may be people who freak out just by seeing the word so I have taken the effort of censoring it, but if you still faint by the sight of the censored word then I highly suggest you leave the page And browse through my pretty artworks in the gallery instead. OK? All easily sensitive people left the room? Kids into bed? Good good. So right, I don't use the F word much as I don't see the vulgarness in it, to me it feels like an everyday word that shouldn't be used because some people may not like it, its just one of those things you know? Same goes to words like 'dwarfs' 'eskimos' 'black' 'bitch (As in calling a female dog)', like these words falls into the grey area and they ain't very safe to use, so some people don't use it including me, I don't throw these words around much because i
ALWAYS SIGN YOUR WORK and other stuffHi folks. I was gonna make this journal sooner or later, but there's not a more appropriate time than NOW, when my 'Sorry we're closed' http://ry-spirit.deviantart.com/art/Sorry-we-re-CLOSED-162673296 artwork got posted on 9gag right http://m.9gag.com/gag/6281912 ! Not only did the person not credit the artist or link it to my page or whatever, they even changed the title of this artwork to 'S**t Happens'. Come on man... WHAT ALSO sucks is that back then I had a different logo, its like that box with a thunder symbol on it, it doesn't have my username on it either... so people could just look at that picture and have no idea who drew it. I mean this artwork is OLD.. like more than 2 years old.. so I was still new to how the internet works when it comes to sharing. So now this 9gag post gets like 16k of likes and over 500k of views and I don't get a single credit. *Flips a table*. Remember how I endlessly praised Joss Whedon a couple of weeks ago because not only did he repost my work o
Birthday Aftermath (with 4 photos!)Thanks tons people for all the happy birthdays. I didn't reply everyone but I read everyone of them I swear, and took it to the heart, I think at one point a manly tear even rolled down my cheek. And big thanks to those who were kind enough to draw me a birthday picture, I have posted them all on my facebook for all to see, a lot of pikachu with top hats I saw! So what did I actually do on the day, the initial plan was just stay at home and draw... as I have a lot of work to do. I havent celebrated a birthday probably since my 21st 5 years ago really, and I don't like to tell people its my birthday until after, I like seeing that guilty look on their faces. So that was my plan, but then I get a surprise visit from my Bulba folks from Brisbane on the day of my birthday! I told them it was ok, you don't need to travel all the way down to Sydney just to celebrate my birthday, I then realise it was because they needed to come down to sort out some passport things, nothing to do with me. :I
The Mayans were right all alongNews from Australia, the Mayans were right all along, Ry is now zombie. Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your pokemon plushies, Ry-Zombie will come and eat you.