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Senpai Ryce Ball notices you when...

Journal Entry: Sun Feb 3, 2013, 7:56 AM





Hiya folks. Its senpai Ryce Ball again. There's something I would like to share.. Its a little bit bias and can sound a little bit mean but its also something to think about when you want someone to notice you. You see I get comments from people all the time, and I thank you so so much for that, I do read everyone's comment and try to reply as much as possible but very often I do NOT click on their username to check out their page. Its not that I don't want to... but because if I have to check out every single member's page, I would not have time to make pretty arts for you to admire no more. BUT GUESS WHAT! SURPRISE! I do once in a while check out people's pages and sometimes leave a nice comment or a llama or even watch you if I want to follow your art. YES I DO THAT, I get a feeling people think I don't watch people, that is far from the truth, Ry-Spirit like the rest of you is an art appreciator.

So lets get real ok? In average I check out only 5% of the profiles... I simply don't have time. So I kinda have to be quite picky about which ones I pick... and this is the part when I sound like a butt hole... Here goes.

1. Premium Membership: Yeah that star in front of your username makes a difference. Im sorry... But yes I tend to only click on members with premium membership. There's just a bit more chance of their page being interesting if they put in the effort and money to get a premium membership. It just shows that they are serious about their page and will try to make it as nice looking as possible, I also understand not everyone has the money to keep their page premium.. but do think about getting a premium membership if you can.

2. Username: Unique or funny or smart usernames gets my attention. Example if your name is FluffyHitler, GoldenPikachu, Pink-Llama, BoyWithTheLizardTattoo, HelloTittie. You know what I mean? These are people I would wanna know more of! OK on the flip side what kinda username doesn't make me wanna check out at all... I gota be honest japanese ones kinda don't make me wanna click.. because I can't understand what it means and japanese names are usually hard as hell to remember. Username with spelling mistakes also kinda turns me off. What really makes me don't wanna click on your name is if they put their full name.. HaroldSmith and Peter-Wong *Yawnssss* no disrespect to people who likes their own name.. but I prefer to check out HelloTittie's page you know?

3. Icon: Yup! Sometimes I still see members without an icon and I'm like 'COME ON MAN! WHAT YA DOING!?' An interesting icon lures people to your page. I tend to click on people with funny icons. I am a fan of funny. That or a really nice looking artwork in the icon (Which is kinda hard cos the icon is only 50px big). Or simply just a photo of a hot looking girl.. Call me shallow.. but its true. If I see a cute girl in the icon that isn't a celebrity, my finger would wanna click on it. IM SORRY OK TvT" It just sorta happens.... argh.. but yeah I think thats reality for ya. Oh one more thing, if your icon is not unique and I have seen it before, like if I know you just took it off google image or something, then I most likely won't check out your page. Try to be unique ok? Ry-Spirit cares.

4. Comment: The comment itself is quite important for me, if a person gives a long and detailed comment I would wanna find out more about the person. Again I am a fan of funny so if the comment makes me laugh then there would be a higher chance of me checking out your page.

So there you go, something to think about. And of course not everyone is like me, some people doesn't check out other people's pages at all, some people will check out EVERY profile they see on their page. Some people like japanese username because there's more chance of finding japanese inspired art on their page, there's really a lot of factors to this. But for me personally those would be the 4 points.

Now I mentioned I am a fan of funny. So in the comments below I want you to tell me a joke if you like, if I find it funny I will come check out your page.

:bulletred::bulletyellow::bulletpurple::bulletgreen::bulletred::bulletyellow::bulletpurple::bulletgreen:IT IS CURRENTLY DISNEY MONTH:bulletgreen::bulletpurple::bulletyellow::bulletred::bulletgreen::bulletpurple::bulletyellow::bulletred:


  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: No
  • Reading: No
  • Watching: Dark Knight Ryses
  • Playing: Metal Gear Rysing Demo
  • Eating: Ryce Bubble
  • Drinking: No
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ellehcore Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.
"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."
She looked at me intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"


A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. When he opens the door, he encounters two sheriff's deputies, one of whom asks if he is married and, if so, whether the deputy can see a picture of the wife.
The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife.
The deputy looks carefully at the picture and then gravely says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says, "I know, but she has a great personality, is an excellent cook, and lets me play golf whenever I want to!"


A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows".
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asked, "And what are those"?
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?


Three Aussie guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Kevin.
Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Kevin says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Kev?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me,"
Bruce replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"
"Well not exactly," Kevin said. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.
She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."


Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish.
Without giving much thought to the matter, the lamp finder blurts out, "Turn the entire ocean into VB!"
The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer.
The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
The second Aussie turns to the first and says, "Nice going mate! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."
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Ry-Spirit Mar 11, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Hehe love these. Thanks for that, its a good read first thing in the morning!
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ellehcore Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
No worries bro.
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AlexisDragonStorm Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ok, my turn at jokes ^^

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. He chugs it, looks into his pocket and asks for another beer. He chugs that beer, looks into his pocket and asks for another.

The man does this a few more times until the bartender asks, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"

The man says, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough for me to go home."

lol get it? ^^
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Ry-Spirit Feb 14, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
haha aww dats so sad, but funny. thanks for sharing!
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AlexisDragonStorm Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
OHOHOH! another one!

A guy walks into a bar and sees a big jar with $10 bills inside. He asks the bartender about and he says, "I have 3 tasks. If you complete them, you win all the money in the jar, but if not, I keep your money." The guy asks what the tasks are but the bartender says he has to pay first.

So the guy puts in $10 and the bartender says "First, drink a peppered tequila without making a face. Then, I have a ferocious dog out back with a tooth ache. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Last, there is an old woman upstairs you has never had an orgasm in her life, and you have to satisfy her." The guy says "No wonder there is so much money, those are impossible!"

The guy stays in the bar and drinks several shots before saying "Eehh, ima try dem taskss. Where's da tequila?" The bartender passes the tequila and the guy drinks it, with tears, but without making a face. The guy then goes out back to the dog. Everyone in the bar is terrified to hear barks and growls and snarls for several long minutes.

When all are sure the man was dead, he comes back in the bar and says "Now where's dat woman wif da toof ache?"

lol do ya get it? it took my friend a minute to realize what happened xD
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Ry-Spirit Feb 14, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
omg.. i reread TvT" the drunk guy did it with the dog omg lol. ok good joke.
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AlexisDragonStorm Feb 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
thx! ^^ i know u dont mind the adult human cuz of ur journals and stuff, so i thought i might tell u that one ^^
i know! y dont u post a journal of ur best jokes?
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Nokkelborth Feb 8, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Tragedy comes when you need number 1 to fix number 2.
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I think you should have kept this to yourself. Most of the people who made a comment here didn't feel right about theirselves after reading this.

notice how everyone is "omg I have no preimum!! :( ry no likes me", "i'm invisible :("


ry why
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