Thats what I get for not getting into selective school, now the more I think about it, the more I realise that my teachers back in High School really sucked at their jobs. From a mature point of view now I can understand why certain teachers did certain stuff etc, whether its trying to teach a class of bad student or simply taking a day off to do whatever. Lets start with my maths teacher shall we?Maths teacher:
I was never good at maths, I'm an Asian fraud. All I remember learning is Sine, Cosine and Tangent. What were they? I have no idea, I just remembered they were somehow important. Yet I have never used it before afterwards, how weird right? So our class was pretty bad, it was a bad class in a bad school with a bad teacher, how bad? My Teacher used to teach a little bit then says he needs to get something from the office and then never come back. He did that so many times! I think he just went for a nap or something. He didn't wanna teach us, he knew we didn't wanna learn so he didn't bother. English Teacher:
One year we had a new english teacher, he looked like an old hippie who smoked too much weed back in his day. He was all pale and slow and looked tired all the time. We had him for like the first two lessons before he disappeared, we had different substitute teachers for like the rest of the year. I think he came back to teach one more lesson in the middle of the year then completely gone again. I also remember hearing he smoked a lot, some say he died of lung cancer and some say he got hit by a bus. We will never know what happened to him.Another English Teacher:
This teacher we all liked very much, because he may be one lazy ass guy but at least he didn't just disappear without saying goodbye. This one would pop on a video before he leaves, he says the best way to learn english is to watch a movie. And you know what? I agree! I have learnt so much english from movies compared with reading those boring books, everytime I pick up a book without pictures I get a massive headache... So yeah that year with the English Teacher we must've watched over 30 films just from the classes. The question is.. was he a good teacher or a bad teacher? HmmmScience Teacher:
We had an indian teacher called Mr Kuma for science, we couldn't understand his english at all. It was both his heavy indian accent as well as using the wrong words all the time. One time he was meant to say 'Chemical Reaction' but he said 'Chemical Erection'. Its like come on dude! At least get us a teacher who can speak english!
Hence I did bad in school... well it was mostly my lack of interest. I was just more interested at talking with friends and playing Pokemon in class or drawing in my homework. I did do pretty good in maths one year though, it was when we had Ms Johanson, because she would wear a low top every class, so everytime we asked her a question she would come around and teach us while bending over revealing her big cleavage. so naturally... us 14 years old boys had lots of questions. I remember my friend Stanley would even stand up to get the best view. I think this is a tip for all female teachers trying to get motivation out of the class, just wear a low top and downblouse to teach. Yup. Ry-Spirit cares.