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Kiriban at 999,999,999

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 16, 2012, 5:41 PM





Free giveaway from the generous Ry! All you have to do is screen capture the pageviews of 999,999,999 and you will get some delicious prizes! What kinda prizes I hear you asking? More than one actually! In fact there are MANY prizes to be won. So many that I have to list them out below. OK HERE GOES

PRIZES:

A FREE SKETCH EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

A free sketch is a given, but instead of just one free sketch, you will receive one everyday until the day you die! If you are like 18 now and you live till a hundred, then you will get like.. umm.. 29930 drawings!

A BRAND NEW CAR!

They don't call me Top Hat Oprah for no reason, thats right! You get a brand new car! All pimped out with Pokemon decorations too! You can now drive around in your PikaMobile playing the Pokemon theme song as loud as you can and no one would complain, because everyone loves the yellow rat! :D

A TRIP TO JAPAN!

Everyone loves Japan, if you are the lucky one to screen capture the Kiriban. You'll win yourself a free trip to the great nation of Japan! You can bring a friend if you like (I told you I'm generous ^^) and you will be staying at the 5 star Grand Hyatt Hotel! You can visit mount Fuji, shopping at Shibuya, Harajuyu and the most important one of all, the Pokemon Center! But wait they all cost money though.. have no fear I will also throw in 1,000,000 Yen to make sure your trip was the most satisfying.

A BRAND NEW HOUSE

When I say house... I really meant a mansion. It comes with 20 bedrooms, a massive swimming pool, gigantic dining room and a room just for your stuff toys! I can even throw in a few sexy maids in there so its not so hard to keep the place clean and tidy ok? Treat the maids nicely!

MEET THE PRESIDENT

Wait what?! The President of the US?! Believe it! You can even meet my home boy Barack Obama! Me and Barack were friends since the heyday of the Spice Girls, so it wasn't too hard getting his approval for a catch up. He can tell you stories about the crazy time we had back in the days, oh all the shenanigans he was up to back then. From graffiti to giving wedgies to our classmate Romney, or even our rapping band lol, we were the MC Ry & Dr Rack! My man Barack was quite the popular kid back then XD

ME!

You get ME as one of your prizes ^^ The pikachu mask is optional of course. That's right! I will be moving in with you! Anytime you want a massage (Happy ending included if you wish) or a bedtime story, you tell me. I can also make you breakfast and stuff. I hope I don't take up too much of your personal space... but really all you need to do is put a newspaper in the corner of the room with a bowl of milk and I am all set. We can even have pillow fights, talk about boys, dance to Gangnam Style, the whole shebang!


Yup! All you need to do is catch the Kiriban and put the link in the comment below. First person to get it will get all these wonderful prizes!
Ry-Spirit cares.

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Girls Generation
  • Reading: My Biography that future Ry gave me, its boring.
  • Watching: Nicolas Cage movies
  • Playing: Professor Layton Last Spectre
  • Eating: Pie
  • Drinking: Ice Tea
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:iconseethroughthemist:
SeeThroughtheMist Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student Writer
LET'S MAKE THIS OFFICIAL!

Hello, this is SeeThroughtheMist from :iconcontestsandgiveaways:

Your kiriban has been featured in this journal: contestsandgiveaways.deviantar… I hope it... works out~ :D
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Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
im laughing so hard hahaha
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matomiki Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist
I will catch that kiriban 
No matter what I must do :iconheplz:
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Lovelytaa Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OKAY, LET'S CALCULATE THIS~! Sherlock Holmes 

6 years on DA --> you got 1million++ pv
to make it easier to count, just take every 5 years you got 1 million.

And then each year ofcourse there are more users being Deviants which means more people know about this journal. who knows some of them have nothing to do except refresh your page all the day, everyday. So, Let's count as every 5 years, your pageviews will be multiple by 2.

every 5 year will be= 1m+2m+4m+8m+16m+32m+64m+128m+256m+512m = 1023.ooo.ooo.
Sooooooo... I guess we will get 999.999.999 pv about 50++ years from now. XDSherlock - Moriarty Shocked 


See you on 2064!
Sherlock Smile 
I hope you don’t get confused with my calculation. I am bad at explaining.. ==a
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Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
oh wow thanks for doing the maths!!! Well in 50 years I would be 77 years old! If I am still alive by then and people still remember about this Kiriban, I think I would have to keep my promise in giving the prizes away. That would be one die hard fan!
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Lovelytaa Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL. I was just ramdomly make calculation like that. it can be more or less. XD
If it really happens, that will probably the most memorable moment in your life~ xD
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Getanimated Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Student Filmographer
it will happen hahah
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LuigiandShadowGirl Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This made my day xD
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napandastia Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
If it really happens you are doomed. 
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chocolateangeliza Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
What if this REALLY happens and you have to give all of these.

Don't worry, I'll be generous enough to leave you...
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