Free giveaway from the generous Ry! All you have to do is screen capture the pageviews of 999,999,999 and you will get some delicious prizes! What kinda prizes I hear you asking? More than one actually! In fact there are MANY prizes to be won. So many that I have to list them out below. OK HERE GOESPRIZES:A FREE SKETCH EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
A free sketch is a given, but instead of just one free sketch, you will receive one everyday until the day you die! If you are like 18 now and you live till a hundred, then you will get like.. umm.. 29930 drawings!A BRAND NEW CAR!
They don't call me Top Hat Oprah for no reason, thats right! You get a brand new car! All pimped out with Pokemon decorations too! You can now drive around in your PikaMobile playing the Pokemon theme song as loud as you can and no one would complain, because everyone loves the yellow rat! A TRIP TO JAPAN!
Everyone loves Japan, if you are the lucky one to screen capture the Kiriban. You'll win yourself a free trip to the great nation of Japan! You can bring a friend if you like (I told you I'm generous ^^) and you will be staying at the 5 star Grand Hyatt Hotel! You can visit mount Fuji, shopping at Shibuya, Harajuyu and the most important one of all, the Pokemon Center! But wait they all cost money though.. have no fear I will also throw in 1,000,000 Yen to make sure your trip was the most satisfying.A BRAND NEW HOUSE
When I say house... I really meant a mansion. It comes with 20 bedrooms, a massive swimming pool, gigantic dining room and a room just for your stuff toys! I can even throw in a few
maids in there so its not so hard to keep the place clean and tidy ok? Treat the maids nicely!MEET THE PRESIDENT
Wait what?! The President of the US?! Believe it! You can even meet my home boy Barack Obama! Me and Barack were friends since the heyday of the Spice Girls, so it wasn't too hard getting his approval for a catch up. He can tell you stories about the crazy time we had back in the days, oh all the shenanigans he was up to back then. From graffiti to giving wedgies to our classmate Romney, or even our rapping band lol, we were the MC Ry & Dr Rack! My man Barack was quite the popular kid back then XDME!
You get ME as one of your prizes ^^ The pikachu mask is optional of course. That's right! I will be moving in with you! Anytime you want a massage (Happy ending included if you wish) or a bedtime story, you tell me. I can also make you breakfast and stuff. I hope I don't take up too much of your personal space... but really all you need to do is put a newspaper in the corner of the room with a bowl of milk and I am all set. We can even have pillow fights, talk about boys, dance to Gangnam Style, the whole shebang!
Yup! All you need to do is catch the Kiriban and put the link in the comment below. First person to get it will get all these wonderful prizes!