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Kiriban at 999,999,999

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 16, 2012, 5:41 PM





Free giveaway from the generous Ry! All you have to do is screen capture the pageviews of 999,999,999 and you will get some delicious prizes! What kinda prizes I hear you asking? More than one actually! In fact there are MANY prizes to be won. So many that I have to list them out below. OK HERE GOES

PRIZES:

A FREE SKETCH EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

A free sketch is a given, but instead of just one free sketch, you will receive one everyday until the day you die! If you are like 18 now and you live till a hundred, then you will get like.. umm.. 29930 drawings!

A BRAND NEW CAR!

They don't call me Top Hat Oprah for no reason, thats right! You get a brand new car! All pimped out with Pokemon decorations too! You can now drive around in your pimped out PikaMobile playing the Pokemon theme song as loud as you can and no one would complain, because everyone loves the yellow rat! :D

A TRIP TO JAPAN!

Everyone loves Japan, if you are the lucky one to screen capture the Kiriban. You'll win yourself a free trip to the great nation of Japan! You can bring a friend if you like (I told you I'm generous ^^) and you will be staying at the 5 star Grand Hyatt Hotel! You can visit mount Fuji, shopping at Shibuya, Harajuyu and the most important one of all, the Pokemon Center! But wait they all cost money though.. have no fear I will also throw in 1,000,000 Yen to make sure your trip was the most satisfying.

A BRAND NEW HOUSE

When I say house... I really meant a mansion. It comes with 20 bedrooms, a massive swimming pool, gigantic dining room and a room just for your stuff toys! I can even throw in a few sexy maids in there so its not so hard to keep the place clean and tidy ok? Treat the maids nicely!

MEET THE PRESIDENT

Wait what?! The President of the US?! Believe it! You can even meet my home boy Barack Obama! Me and Barack were friends since the heyday of the Spice Girls, so it wasn't too hard getting his approval for a catch up. He can tell you stories about the crazy time we had back in the days, oh all the shenanigans he was up to back then. From graffiti to giving wedgies to our classmate Romney, or even our rapping band lol, we were the MC Ry & Dr Rack! My man Barack was quite the popular kid back then XD

ME!
Water you doing Ry? by Ry-Spirit
Lastly... You get ME as one of your prizes ^^ The pikachu mask is optional of course. That's right! I will be moving in with you! Anytime you want a massage or a bedtime story, you tell me. I can also make you breakfast and stuff. I hope I don't take up too much of your personal space... but really all you need to do is put a newspaper in the corner of the room with a bowl of milk and I am all set. We can even have pillow fights, talk about boys, dance, the whole shebang!


Yup! All you need to do is catch the Kiriban and put the link in the comment below. First person to get it will get all these wonderful prizes!
Ry-Spirit cares.

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Birds singing outside, or screaming, I cant tell
  • Reading: My Biography that future Ry gave me, its boring.
  • Watching: Nicolas Cage movies
  • Playing: Professor Layton Last Spectre
  • Eating: Pie
  • Drinking: Ice Tea
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:iconinioli:
inioli Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll refresh your dA page as many times as I can, only to win you. B)
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:iconlucina12:
LucinA12 Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Student General Artist
THIS FO REAL XD
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:iconscarbious:
Scarbious Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
exaggeration! XD
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:iconkirarinku:
Kirarinku Featured By Owner May 9, 2015   Digital Artist
i gonna meet the president thanks to a kiriban :iconheplz:
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:iconmaddiearts:
MaddieARTS Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Huehuehue..

In 27 years, Ry,
You will regret this journal..

AND SUBMIT YOUR DAILY SKETCHES AND FREEDOM

TO MEEEEE

MWAHAHAHAHAHA.
And Obama will take my potato chip,
AND EAT IT. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
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:iconfadedpaper:
FadedPaper Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Student Writer
future roomie I am a dummy! 
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:iconotakupowah:
OtakuPowah Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Student General Artist
*waits* maybe if I wait long enough Ry-senpai will come over and have tea parties with me
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:iconemmy4852:
emmy4852 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*Sits down and waits* 
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:iconandaerz:
andaerz Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015   Digital Artist
Hmm, so you've accumulated some 1 400 000 page views in 7 years did you? At this pace there's only 4995 more years to go until you get there. As long as humans discover a way to become immortal within the next 60 or so years of my life I have a chance. I'm going to make sure I get this kiriban, believe me I will. > : )
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:iconausoro:
Ausoro Featured By Owner Edited Mar 13, 2015
I MUST WIN THIS KIRIBAN
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:iconclockupflowers:
ClockupFlowers Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm going to meet the fucking president because of a kiriban. xD I love this. 
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:iconspain-hetalia:
Tell Barack to let me come to USA for free- I'm Canadian-- ( ಠ◡ಠ )
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:icongamergirl62:
GamerGirl62 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm Canadian too!!!
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:iconspain-hetalia:
Spain-Hetalia Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015
Awesome!
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:iconacelemigain:
AceLemigain Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol anyone catch it?
X3 by AceLemigain
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
lol wat? not yet. close tho. not long before 999,999,999
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:iconacelemigain:
AceLemigain Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oooohhh
sorry i was 1/2 asleep XD
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
LOL. poor thing
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:iconacelemigain:
AceLemigain Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i'mpracticlythesamethingasadrunkpersonwheni'm1/2asleep
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:iconxxamberthewolfxx:
xXAmberTheWolfXx Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
The president was your friend?! I'm not even old enough to drive a car!! I don't really Know for those sketches. This is insane but awesome XD
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:iconkatxkatie:
KatxKatie Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Student General Artist
what if you die before the person who wins? HOW WILL THEY GET A SKETCH EVERYDAY?
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:iconausoro:
Ausoro Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
O:
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:iconyuna-sanproductions:
Yuna-SanProductions Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sarcasm XD
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:iconpingpom3:
pingpom3 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014
So what are the actual prizes? I know they're all jokes. (Although they would be pretty cool prizes.)
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Those are the actual prizes
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:iconnekohimi:
NekoHimi Featured By Owner Edited Oct 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
998 million or something to go!
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:iconlikelakers22:
likelakers22 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014
Do Photoshop'd screencaps count? XD
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
*strokes my invisible beard*


no
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:iconlikelakers22:
likelakers22 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014
cuz i have a totally not protoshopped screencap
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:iconhellfire-emiko:
Hellfire-Emiko Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014
THE SARCASM IS REAL
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:iconretro-death:
Retro-Death Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I don't know ry but that picture of you RyLLY Ryminds me of L
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
lol wen he put on the mask?
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:iconretro-death:
Retro-Death Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah exactly, the one in the movie. XD
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:iconyverie:
Yverie Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
All I want is Ry.
*sets up a camp to catch the kiriban for the next 5 years*
RY.
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
lol. it would take more than 5 years, maybe 50 years!
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:iconprinceoffire:
PrinceOfFire Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'mma catch it. :eager:
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:iconrutana:
Rutana Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Student Writer
Aren't you afraid, you know, that you'd actually reach 999,999,999 pageviews someday? XD
And someone's coming back to this? XD
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Its ok, i plan to fake my own death when that happens :'D
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:iconrutana:
Rutana Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Student Writer
nooooooooo q.q
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:iconenigma1315:
Enigma1315 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I can't wait to see the day that someone actually does win this and Ry will have to give these things to the winner.
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:iconmaga-link:
Maga-Link Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ry, I want to adopt you Cx
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:iconrickyrico:
rickyrico Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
These things are so easy to photoshop ;P
If someone wins, please lend me your Ry
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:iconerderti:
erderti Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist
you're going to regret this...
ill make sure of that...
THE RYPET IS MINE
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:iconwebbytoes:
WebbyToes Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I... must win lol
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:iconnotdeadjustallergies:
notdeadjustallergies Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Student General Artist
I hope you one day reach that number of pageviews and then cry about this journal.
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:iconramwoc87:
RAMWOC87 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ry, you know your pageviews are going to explode now, and everyone will be waiting to catch your kiriban! You'll be the most viewed deviant of all time, trust me X3
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:iconthetroon:
TheTroon Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
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:iconorlenius:
Orlenius Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Really hoping I catch that kiriban. We have boys to discuss.
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:iconto-ka-ro:
To-Ka-Ro Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Professional General Artist
Is it sad I was thinking the same thing? Probably. *goes to page stalk* 
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:icontapion-chan333:
Tapion-chan333 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
... Now I'm sad that this could never happen to me. TT^TT
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