Is this the reason why I couldn't get a date?

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I was cleaning the other day and came across a book that my mother gave me when I was little. A book she bought from a christian bookshop, entitled 'Opening Lines: 458 Great Conversation Starters When you're on a date'. Innocent enough, might be a good idea to help little shy Ry get a girlfriend perhaps! So I was reading this book and boy oh boy... was I in for a treat! Most opening lines in this book were decent, questions like 'What's your favourite fruit?', 'What countries would you like to visit one day?', 'What's your favourite day of the week?' fair enough, but some opening lines were VERY questionable....

For each opening line, just imagine you are on a date with someone for the first time.

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458 GREAT conversation starters they say? OK LETS LEARN SOMETIHNG FROM THIS BOOK.

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So you are at the doorstep of the girl you like. She opens the door, you say hello. 'Oh hi. Im wondering, do you think sex outside of marriage is wrong?'. Wasting no time at all, lets get straight to it... seriously, what do you think the girl's gonna think about you?

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Yup this would be a great conversation starter, death is always a great topic to talk about during a date. How romantic!

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Now this one is just creepy..... if my date asks me this, I would probably be like 'Umm yeah.. its not a good thing to do. BUT its not always bad.. ha ha... would you excuse me? I need to use the toilet be right back..' and get the hell outa there. Call the police while you're at it.

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Yeah lets bring up all the sad memories why don't we?

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This one is just weird? What could you learn from an eighty-five-year-old man. Why specifically eighty-five? Where is my date going with this? Where are you taking me???

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You already asked me this question before... WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME THIS?

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Yup, this would be a great question to ask the lady! Why not take it a step further and stare at her boobs before asking this question?? Someone's gonna get slapped.

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Oh yes I have attended a funeral before! I felt great! It was lots of fun, very enjoyable. 10/10 would recommend! *shakes head*

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Seriously.. you keep asking questions about death. Do you know something about me that I don't know? How long do I have left doctor?!

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Is this a test to check if I am human?

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Probably this date....


Real talk here. If you are on your first date with someone, try not to bring up conversation about death and sad things. You wanna have a good time! Also don't ask if your lady has had surgery, thats super rude. You will get slapped. Don't do it. Not cool. I also won't ask that question... again

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