Im allergic to Male Deodorant

Well not exactly allergic, but I really dislike the smell of male deodorant. And yes you guessed it, I actually uses female deodorant.. *cries forever because manliness is currently at 0%*



^Thats me before I head out. I really do like the smell of female deodorant, it smells soooo good, like a harem. The only problem is that when I buy them in shops I get all tomato faced embarrassed... especially when I am testing the smell to see which one is to my liking... I somtimes deliberately not pick the pink colored deodorant just so its not as obvious :I

But how did this start? Why the hatred for male deodorant? Well I think it goes back to school days... especially in camps.. when the boys would play basketball and get all sweaty pamyu pamyu after the game... I am not a fan of playing basketball so usually I would just be in the camp room playing videogames, then they would go back to the room and spray ALOT (Like seriously how much do you need?) of their awful guy deodorant all over their sweaty body. A MIX OF DEODORANT AND BODY ODOR, I would cough and try to survive like a bug that just got sprayed with bug spray. 9/10 I would die.

So yes I guess in a way, male deodorant reminds me of sweaty boys after basketball and im all like eww and yuck and wanna throw up. Why do the boys spray so much? I honestly think its the ads fault for making people believe that Deodorant = makes everyone wanna have sex with you.

The End

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