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Questioned by the Hong Kong PoliceSo where was I? Oh yes I was gonna talk about my experiences with the Hong Kong police, so here goes. OK this is the problem, whenever I visit Hong Kong I always have the fear of being questioned by the police, well not exactly fear because I've got nothing to hide, but whenever I am alone walking on the street and a policeman on patrol sees me, they would ALWAYS 100% stop and ask for my ID. For those ain't familiar with how things work in Hong Kong is that if they see a teenager (Especially male) on the street not in their school uniform during school time or with dyed hair or pretty much just 'gangster' or suspicious looking, they have the right to stop you in the middle of nowhere and question you. Now I match every bit of suspicion possible, what they are trying to check is if there's any sort of crime around the area so they can narrow down the suspects, or to check whether you are legal to be in Hong Kong, or whether you've got drugs on you. Anyway when I was in Hong Kong a month

Happy Birthday Walt DisneyIf the Walt Disney is still alive today, it would be his 111th Birthday. So happen I am doing a Disney themed month. God damn isn't it amazing how we are celebrating his birthday even when the guy passed away some 50 years ago? I wish I would have that, and a statue of me holding Green Bear's hand, in Ry-Spirit Land where the magic never happens.
Can you imagine if Walt Disney never lived, there would not be Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Disneyland, Little Mermaid, Lion King, Tron, Lilo and Stitch, Toy Story, Finding Nemo, Up, Pirates of the Caribbean, Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Mulan, Aladdin, Snowwhite, Winnie the Pooh, Duck Tales, That's so Raven, Chip N Dale, Darkwing Duck, Wreck it Ralph, Hannah Montana, Gravity Falls and Kingdom Hearts may not be made. On the bright side we don't get Herbie Fully Loaded so its not all bad.. I would even go as far as to say that without Walt Disney, the world may have been a little bit more depressing. How many time has a Disney movie touched

Secret to Success: Draw with your balls outHappy new ears my brothers and sisters. I hope you had a good break, but now its time to get back to work! And Ry here has a pro tip for you, something I have kept to myself but I think you as an artist should know about and adapt this habit. Its actually not that complicated, you should just always Draw with your balls out.
A wise man by the name of John Rambo once told us that we should 'Stay ballsy'. We should not let our fear overtake us, we should dive head in into obstacles and fight the demons without fear and without worries. Well I have taken that approach and incorporated it into my drawing, believe it or not I have never been confident about my artworks, even if it is something I spent 24 hours on I still have doubt whether its good enough to show or not, especially when it is for work and I know I am being judged on.. thats why it always takes so long for me to finish an art piece because I keep looking at it and try to fix stuff that probably no one would ever notic

Pocket City ExplainedHello its Ryce Cooker here with something a bit unusual. I usually don't like to explain my artworks because I like to see how people sees them, I believe if I have to explain what is happening in my artwork, then I didn't do a good job, I would prefer if they just see it and gets it. But once in a while I like to break tradition LOL! So this time I feel like explaining the many things that are not too obvious in my latest doodle piece. Pocket City! Main reason being I added a few trivias and homages in there thats really only relevant to me but you might also be interested in (Or bored as hell after reading). So yeah you been warned brother!

1. Rice Ball: You notice Red eating a rice ball, this is a nod to two things. First the occasional rice ball you see in the anime in which Brock calls it a Donut (WTF). And also a reference to my new nickname lately, I have been called many things but lately its

Strange and interesting things in PokemonGreetings earthlings and so on. It is I Ry-Spirit once again discussing interesting things on the internet that can sometimes be funny, outrageous, racist, sexist, sad or just simply thought provoking. Lets talk Pokemon because I feel we haven't talked enough about em. Throughout the years there are many things in Pokemon that people find strange, like why Brock's donuts are so different to Homer Simpson's donuts, why a male Mr. Mime isnt called Mrs. Mime, why did professor think there are 150 Pokemon etc. But somethings are even stranger, we go deeper and take a look at some of the strange things in the Pokemon Universe. I have collected materials from my Pokemon researchers and also done a few homework myself to give you this quite interesting entry. I strongly urge you to tell me more interesting facts to add to the journal if you have any

Is Ditto related to Mew?

Fans speculated that Ditto might be related to Mew. Lets start with the obvious, those two ar

ALWAYS SIGN YOUR WORK and other stuffHi folks. I was gonna make this journal sooner or later, but there's not a more appropriate time than NOW, when my 'Sorry we're closed' http://ry-spirit.deviantart.com/art/Sorry-we-re-CLOSED-162673296 artwork got posted on 9gag right http://m.9gag.com/gag/6281912 ! Not only did the person not credit the artist or link it to my page or whatever, they even changed the title of this artwork to 'S**t Happens'. Come on man... WHAT ALSO sucks is that back then I had a different logo, its like that box with a thunder symbol on it, it doesn't have my username on it either... so people could just look at that picture and have no idea who drew it. I mean this artwork is OLD.. like more than 2 years old.. so I was still new to how the internet works when it comes to sharing. So now this 9gag post gets like 16k of likes and over 500k of views and I don't get a single credit. *Flips a table*. Remember how I endlessly praised Joss Whedon a couple of weeks ago because not only did he repost my work o

A True Gentleman ContestThis time its something a little more simple. A True Gentleman Contest! All you have to do is fill in the blanks for the image below and upload it to your DA. (Remember to click on the image below to view in bigger size)

RULES: Fill in the gaps, A True Gentleman ... bla bla bla bla. You can also modify Layton's face to add emphasis on what he is saying. For example (Sorry this idea is taken) A True Gentleman always do the Gangnam Style, and then you add sunglasses on Layton.
DUE DATE: 1/1/2013 (If the world happens to end on the 12/12/12, then my apologies because the contest would have to be cancelled.)
PRIZES:
1st PRIZE: :iconry-spirit: draws your OC
2nd PRIZE: :iconmorthern: draws your OC
3rd PRIZE: :icontheonknownklaw: draws your OC
(More prizes will be added later, you can also contribute prizes)
HOW TO SUBMIT?: Post your entry on your DA and link me on the comments below. Easy as that.
JUDGING: I am Simon Cowell again. I look

Top 10 childhood Fictional Girls LoveThis is another very naughty journal entry, so if you are under the age of 18, please leave this page right now! No, in fact turn off your computer and go out for a walk! Its good for you! Right, here goes. When I was young, before I had the courage to talk to real girls, I used to have crushes on fictional girls that appear in games and anime...... Don't judge me. Ok here's the top 10 fictional girls I used to like.
Number 10: Sakura from Street Fighter
I used to play this game called Capcom vs SNK on my Dreamcast and one of the character is Sakura, her cuteness and tomboyish look caught my attention. I remember there's certain moves you can do like Jump+kick or Standing+Roundhouse that allows you to view her red panties. Those were the days huh? I still don't get why I was interesting in seeing her panties back then, I should've known better that without them is the way to go.
Number 9: Android 18
I grew up watching Dragonball Z. When the Cell story lines kicked in I couldn't help bu

If I lost an armMy good people of Deviantart. It is me again Chicken breasts mixed with vegetable poured with a delicious yet spicy Indian curry on Ryce, here with another thought provoking yet useless journal entry. What happened was earlier this week my tablet pen's been going crazy, because the nib on the tip of my tablet pen has worn off. I do use the tablet a lot.... Like every single day, so over time naturally you would need to replace the nib. But being me, I just always forget to buy it.. Every time the pen becomes non responsive I would smack it like a disobedient bitch until it works again. Well guess what.. it reached a point where I need to smack it once every minute. You wouldn't believe the pain I went through with the Valentine's day picture, what could've been a 3 hours artwork ended by being 6 hours. At the end the pen was finally dead, I could hardly see the nib anymore. By the way a nib is like a long plastic that acts as the tip of your pen ok...? I don't want you to think I am ta

The Mayans were right all alongNews from Australia, the Mayans were right all along, Ry is now zombie. Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your pokemon plushies, Ry-Zombie will come and eat you.

Bought my first Porno (I am now a MAN)Warning! If you are under the age of 18 I recommend you turn away from this page right now, in fact why not take the time to check out other great artists like Hehalana, Nabari, QueenAlana, Rishumisu, TheAmazingWrabbit or go have a sandwich? We cool? Good good, now its time to get naughty! This could be the most adult themed journal entry I have ever written. This is a story about my epic journey into the deepest evil lair of the adult kingdom, this is a tale of seduction and temptation, this is a story of my first ever purchase of adult videos!
Let's begin the story with a little background info, I am currently in the mysterious land of Hong Kong. I am leaving back to good old Australia Sydney at the beginning of january 2012. I consider myself a stranger in Hong Kong, I can't read or write chinese but I can speak it fluently, in fact a little bit too fluent that when I try to explain to the police that I am not from around, they don't believe me (I will write about my police incident

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If Im born a girl, I would be slutty

Journal Entry: Wed Nov 21, 2012, 5:28 AM

WARNING: CONTAINS SEXUAL REFERENCES, stop reading if you are under 18. If you are over 18, I would prefer if you read with your pants down for the full experience.

Above is a visual representation of what I will look like if I was born a girl. The answer is I would be a hot big boob sexy Asian chick. How did this thought came about? It started when my friend *omuuu asked me today. "What do you think of your appearance?", and I was like "i think im decent enough to not scare people away, and look quite handsome from some angles and lighting". Then she asked "if you were the opposite gender, would you have changed in either aspect?" and that got me thinking. I actually stumble upon this thought a few times before, and in all scenario I always end up a slut. Let me explain.

Did you know that if you are a girl, you get bonus face points? Like if you are born an ugly guy, you remain an ugly guy. However if you were born an ugly girl, you are still a girl and people will still find you attractive to some degree. So if I was born a girl, I would not have the same face I have now, I would probably have a taller nose, longer eyelash and no facial hair (obviously right?). So immediately being born a girl I would be at least 10% prettier, try adding that to my current sparkly beautiful face, what do you get? A Pure Goddess. Don't believe me? Ok look at some brothers and sisters of your friend who look alike and you will see what your friend would look like if they are the opposite gender, USUALLY the girl would be better looking than the brother. OK so thats face, now body, my family has the big boobs genes in them, my aunty has them, my grandma has them, so naturally I would too. Im also pretty skinny but I do eat a lot, so chances are I will have them big jugs and skinny waist. Right, so now for fashion and makeup and all those good stuff, I am a pretty artistic person so I know what looks good and what doesn't work, I prob would perfect my ability for makeup as well as photoshopping my ass off of my photos. Ok so what do we have here? A hot sexy Asian girl with big boobs and big eyes and skinny body. Knowing me I would probably show them off without doubt, I would probably attract a lot of attention from both guys and girls. And I would love it. <3 And since our generation lives in the world of the internet, I think without hesitation I would show you creeps my goodies because I love to share and I love making people happy... so if me showing my body to you makes you happy, I would happily pull up my shirt for you horny bastards. My Deviantart account would probably be filled with sexy photos of me too, since it is so much easier and faster than spending hours of hard work on an artwork doesn't always pay off, hell the pageviews would most likely skyrocket too! And then people's comment will encourage my ego to post more sexy photos, eventhough most likely they are just saying it so they get more fapping materials. Then I may start charging people to view my body, because I know they would. Oh yeaaaaaa. You know The Great Whore of Babylon in Revelation 17:18? That would be me. <3

BUT I ain't born a girl. So hermit Ry with a top hat who draws Pikachu remains the same. Just thought I would share this story on my birthday.

_{Also for those who knows who the girl is in the picture, then welcome to my world lol. *wink*}

IT IS CURRENTLY DISNEY MONTH

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Mood: Joy
Listening to: Metal Gear Codec, something I am working on
Reading: Metal Gear facts
Watching: Nicolas Cage movies
Playing: Zelda Skyward Sword (Nearly finished...)
Eating: Pie
Drinking: Ice Tea

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~XOrdinary1998 Mar 25, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

Oh, but if you DO ever get changed into a girl and do all that...would you mind making the mature content filter removable to those under 18?
Thanks.

~XOrdinary1998 Mar 25, 2013 Hobbyist Writer

Haha, haha, ha...I didn't listen. I'm 14. And I read it all.

~Ynne666 Feb 4, 2013 Student General Artist

haha, you should actually try to be a girl. it's not that easy and nice. because, you know... when you're a guy, you can go out wearing some random trousers, oversized t-shirt and messy hair. but from girl, everyone expects that she takes better care of herself, so she usually can't just go out without spending at least half of hour in front of mirror

it sucks, really. aaand there's one more thing: girls usually care way LESS about guys look, but guys still expect them to look pretty, so it makes our life really tough.