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If Im born a girl, I would be slutty

Journal Entry: Wed Nov 21, 2012, 5:28 AM







WARNING: CONTAINS SEXUAL REFERENCES, stop reading if you are under 18. If you are over 18, I would prefer if you read with your pants down for the full experience.

Above is a visual representation of what I will look like if I was born a girl. The answer is I would be a hot big boob sexy Asian chick. How did this thought came about? It started when my friend omuuu asked me today. "What do you think of your appearance?", and I was like "i think im decent enough to not scare people away, and look quite handsome from some angles and lighting". Then she asked "if you were the opposite gender, would you have changed in either aspect?" and that got me thinking. I actually stumble upon this thought a few times before, and in all scenario I always end up a slut. Let me explain.

Did you know that if you are a girl, you get bonus face points? Like if you are born an ugly guy, you remain an ugly guy. However if you were born an ugly girl, you are still a girl and people will still find you attractive to some degree. So if I was born a girl, I would not have the same face I have now, I would probably have a taller nose, longer eyelash and no facial hair (obviously right?). So immediately being born a girl I would be at least 10% prettier, try adding that to my current sparkly beautiful face, what do you get? A Pure Goddess. Don't believe me? Ok look at some brothers and sisters of your friend who look alike and you will see what your friend would look like if they are the opposite gender, USUALLY the girl would be better looking than the brother. OK so thats face, now body, my family has the big boobs genes in them, my aunty has them, my grandma has them, so naturally I would too. Im also pretty skinny but I do eat a lot, so chances are I will have them big jugs and skinny waist. Right, so now for fashion and makeup and all those good stuff, I am a pretty artistic person so I know what looks good and what doesn't work, I prob would perfect my ability for makeup as well as photoshopping my ass off of my photos. Ok so what do we have here? A hot sexy Asian girl with big boobs and big eyes and skinny body. Knowing me I would probably show them off without doubt, I would probably attract a lot of attention from both guys and girls. And I would love it. <3 And since our generation lives in the world of the internet, I think without hesitation I would show you creeps my goodies because I love to share and I love making people happy... so if me showing my body to you makes you happy, I would happily pull up my shirt for you horny bastards. My Deviantart account would probably be filled with sexy photos of me too, since it is so much easier and faster than spending hours of hard work on an artwork doesn't always pay off, hell the pageviews would most likely skyrocket too! And then people's comment will encourage my ego to post more sexy photos, eventhough most likely they are just saying it so they get more fapping materials. Then I may start charging people to view my body, because I know they would. Oh yeaaaaaa. You know The Great Whore of Babylon in Revelation 17:18? That would be me. <3

BUT I ain't born a girl. So hermit Ry with a top hat who draws Pikachu remains the same. Just thought I would share this story on my birthday.

Also for those who knows who the girl is in the picture, then welcome to my world lol. *wink*

:bulletred::bulletyellow::bulletpurple::bulletgreen::bulletred::bulletyellow::bulletpurple::bulletgreen:IT IS CURRENTLY DISNEY MONTH:bulletgreen::bulletpurple::bulletyellow::bulletred::bulletgreen::bulletpurple::bulletyellow::bulletred:



  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Metal Gear Codec, something I am working on
  • Reading: Metal Gear facts
  • Watching: Nicolas Cage movies
  • Playing: Zelda Skyward Sword (Nearly finished...)
  • Eating: Pie
  • Drinking: Ice Tea
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:iconnicolethekiller:
NicoleTheKiller Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I wouldn't change that much as a guy.
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:iconxordinary1998:
XOrdinary1998 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, but if you DO ever get changed into a girl and do all that...would you mind making the mature content filter removable to those under 18?
Thanks. :D
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:iconxordinary1998:
XOrdinary1998 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Haha, haha, ha...I didn't listen. I'm 14. And I read it all. :D
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ynne-black Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Student General Artist
haha, you should actually try to be a girl. it's not that easy and nice. because, you know... when you're a guy, you can go out wearing some random trousers, oversized t-shirt and messy hair. but from girl, everyone expects that she takes better care of herself, so she usually can't just go out without spending at least half of hour in front of mirror :D it sucks, really. aaand there's one more thing: girls usually care way LESS about guys look, but guys still expect them to look pretty, so it makes our life really tough.
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:iconrubberyparts:
RubberyParts Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
if i was a girl, i'd prolly be really feminine and 15% less slutty with my bf
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:iconhactivist13:
Hactivist13 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012
I skimmed it. Not that I matter. I'm not your stalker or anything.
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:iconmeecho:
Meecho Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Professional Filmographer
lol just google imaged that photo and found a few news headlines relating to it lol ;)
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:icongoldhedgehog:
goldhedgehog Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
What the? Where did my pants g-

Oh well. Doesn't matter :iconmingplz:
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:iconretro-death:
Retro-Death Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So true. Especially the ugly guy/ ugly girl plus 10% thing.
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:iconjoyddi:
JoyDDi Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Professional Filmographer
LOLOLOLOLOL.. i will be a expensive bitch.
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:iconmadlucidity:
madlucidity Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I had thought about this before... I wouldn't wanna be a girl. It'd be way too complicated.
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:iconbutanokaabii:
butanokaabii Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
I could guess who that person is by slowly digging through the URL, but I can't be bothered. :c

Also, that girl doesn't have a large chest (which is good), therefore the representation is inaccurate.
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:iconastos88:
Astos88 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
I've contracted the services of this courier company that does shippongs to paralel dimensions to send insane amounts of yuri to my female selves. Those won't be seeing any dick if I can do something about it.
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:iconmrsvolv:
MrsVolv Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
Glad you're not a girl D:
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:iconsabbath180:
Sabbath180 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Wtf did I just read?
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
my birthday journal :D
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:iconscheris:
scheris Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol. Happy B-day Ry!
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:iconpoplarleaves:
poplarleaves Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
as always you are hilarious. ry, we love you even though you aren't a slutty girl. :heart:
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:iconmelophobicmelomaniac:
MelophobicMelomaniac Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Happy birthday to Ry! He's so pretty I cry! If he were a female: My brain would explode and i'd die.

'Just saying.
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Maga-Link Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sadly, I have to say that you wouldn't necessarily get all those face bonus... my brother has prettier eyelashes than meeeeee!! :cries:
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:iconaustriakaninchen:
AustriaKaninchen Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist
My family has flat boob genes so I have to eat alot of milk products! D:
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:iconbutanokaabii:
butanokaabii Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012
...but that's a good thing! :c KEEP THOSE GENES GOING.
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:iconaustriakaninchen:
AustriaKaninchen Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist
XDDD
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:iconbutanokaabii:
butanokaabii Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
Flat is best. /truth
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:iconmichaelaquino000:
michaelaquino000 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist
happy birthday!!! and wishes for more years to come!!!
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:iconscarlet-knightwalker:
scarlet-knightwalker Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! one day.. maybe, one day.. you'll get to live the life of the slut you always wanted to live.. and most importantly, have fun while you're at it.


...i meant during your birthday.
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:iconskapoullism:
skapoullism Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOOOD!
:iconbirthdaycupcakeplz:
Ok, after reading this I thought I'd give it a go too. I got something along the lines of...
:iconhughjackmanplz:
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:iconamayaangeline:
amayaangeline Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday!!

um.. Isn't she Ayumi Hamasaki?
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
nahhhh, but thanks!
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:iconrogueangelalan:
RogueAngelAlan Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If I was born a girl I would hope I would be half as attractive as that girl.
I put on weight easy. >__<
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EXP282 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
The most odd thing I've had said to me was that my brother looks like a male version of me.
Case in point:
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The brother I'm referring to is the blonde one. lol. I can't speak for the other two since you know I am their sister so I personally don't see the similarities.
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
wow that pic is so small i had to use magnifying glass to see whos who!
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:iconexp282:
EXP282 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
Sorry that was facebook, lemme find a bigger picture.
[link]
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
i think a little bit! yeah kinda looks like u. but just a bit. :D
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:iconeternalegend:
EternaLegend Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
You don't have to be a female to be a slut.

:|

Men can be sluts too.
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
i can be.. but im not confident without my massive breasts..
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:iconlightning-powered:
Lightning-Powered Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional General Artist
i like you Ry.
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
hehe thnaks
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:iconlightning-powered:
Lightning-Powered Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional General Artist
happy birthday
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:iconephemeryl:
ephemeryl Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student Digital Artist
"no facial hair (obviously right?)"

You can never be sure...
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:iconkitsuneshinra:
KitsuneShinra Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012   Photographer
Happy Birthday Ry. I love you. So much, this made my day you wonderfully beautiful would be slutty girl you. :P haha
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:iconreversefrown:
ReverseFrown Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student Photographer
Hermit Ry with a top hat who draws Pikachu is so much better though. :U
AND HAPPY B-DAY VERY SOON ;P
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
thanks!
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ManicFelicity Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Guessing this is just a funny joke post but a lot of what you said just is not true :P

Hormones would work very differently, the way you see yourself and value yourself would be very different, there's no guarantee you'd have big boobs
or have the same metabolism with eating.
You'd get no respect from anyone other than horny guys wanting to see your tits. No one would care about your art if you showed tits.

And guess what! Guys actually have longer eyelashes than girls! o: Girls just use makeup to enhance theirs, it is all an illusion~
Also you are not a 'slut' unless you actually have sex with multiple people ^^

I am glad you are a boy who is very talented and doesn't use Deviantart to attention whore like some other people.
LOOOONG POST IS LONG.
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
lol thanks. yeah like most of my journals, they are not to be taken too seriously unless it is a rant.
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:iconmanicfelicity:
ManicFelicity Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
okies ><
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:iconalsrg:
alsrg Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Being a hot girl isn't as easy as you think Ry. :(
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
i know right. those big jugs must be heavy to carry around!
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:iconthe-original-moo-dog:
The-Original-Moo-DOg Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
so would i be able to ship you with yourself?
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
that would be so good.
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