WARNING: CONTAINS SEXUAL REFERENCES, stop reading if you are under 18. If you are over 18, I would prefer if you read with your pants down for the full experience.
Above is a visual representation of what I will look like if I was born a girl. The answer is I would be a hot big boob sexy Asian chick. How did this thought came about? It started when my friend omuuu
asked me today. "What do you think of your appearance?"
, and I was like "i think im decent enough to not scare people away, and look quite handsome from some angles and lighting". Then she asked "if you were the opposite gender, would you have changed in either aspect?"
and that got me thinking. I actually stumble upon this thought a few times before, and in all scenario I always end up a slut. Let me explain.
Did you know that if you are a girl, you get bonus face points? Like if you are born an ugly guy, you remain an ugly guy. However if you were born an ugly girl, you are still a girl and people will still find you attractive to some degree. So if I was born a girl, I would not have the same face I have now, I would probably have a taller nose, longer eyelash and no facial hair (obviously right?). So immediately being born a girl I would be at least 10% prettier, try adding that to my current sparkly beautiful face, what do you get? A Pure Goddess. Don't believe me? Ok look at some brothers and sisters of your friend who look alike and you will see what your friend would look like if they are the opposite gender, USUALLY the girl would be better looking than the brother. OK so thats face, now body, my family has the big boobs genes in them, my aunty has them, my grandma has them, so naturally I would too. Im also pretty skinny but I do eat a lot, so chances are I will have them big jugs and skinny waist. Right, so now for fashion and makeup and all those good stuff, I am a pretty artistic person so I know what looks good and what doesn't work, I prob would perfect my ability for makeup as well as photoshopping my ass off of my photos. Ok so what do we have here? A hot sexy Asian girl with big boobs and big eyes and skinny body. Knowing me I would probably show them off without doubt, I would probably attract a lot of attention from both guys and girls. And I would love it. <3 And since our generation lives in the world of the internet, I think without hesitation I would show you creeps my goodies because I love to share and I love making people happy... so if me showing my body to you makes you happy, I would happily pull up my shirt for you horny bastards. My Deviantart account would probably be filled with sexy photos of me too, since it is so much easier and faster than spending hours of hard work on an artwork doesn't always pay off, hell the pageviews would most likely skyrocket too! And then people's comment will encourage my ego to post more sexy photos, eventhough most likely they are just saying it so they get more fapping materials. Then I may start charging people to view my body, because I know they would. Oh yeaaaaaa. You know The Great Whore of Babylon in Revelation 17:18? That would be me. <3
BUT I ain't born a girl. So hermit Ry with a top hat who draws Pikachu remains the same. Just thought I would share this story on my birthday.Also for those who knows who the girl is in the picture, then welcome to my world lol. *wink*