You know. Sometimes when I am eating with friends, or when I go on a first date with a girl. I always like to ask them this question, "Would you rather eat a Icecream flavored Poo, or a Poo flavored Icecream?"
Usually I will lose a few friends as well as the girl vomiting in front of me like a scene from the Exorcist. I like this question so much I have even asked this question before in my polls and journals. But Ry do you ask such question mmmmmm? I'll tell you Ry. Keep reading
Some people may say that they are both the same thing, HELL NO its totally different, one is an Icecream flavored poo, meaning it is literally really a piece of shit that has its taste (Just the taste) altered to make it taste like icecream. While the other is actual icecream, it has nothing harmful about it other than the fact that it tastes like poo. I have never tasted poo before so I have no idea what it tastes like.... (actually if you have ever tasted poo in your life can you leave a comment below on what it tastes like? Im curious). Anyway, some people chooses one and some people chooses the other. From what I read in the poll, it seems like more people picked Icecream flavoured poo. Hmmmmm its understandable, who would wanna taste poo?
But this is what I would pick.. The Poo flavored Icecream
. Sure it will taste like shit... BUT AT LEAST I KNOW FULL WELL MY BODY CAN HANDLE THIS. I'll just have to pinch my nose and distract myself while eating it... Why not pick the other option? WELL because you DO NOT want to consume poo! Poo are actually wastes that your body wants to get rid of. It has no nutrients in it, it may even contain toxin and other bad stuff that will make you sick or worse... Death. Remember in the Human Centipede how the 3rd person died? She died because of this exact reason x2 (Don't ask me why I have seen that movie). Well why is this question even important or interesting? Because from their answer you can kinda tell what kind of person they are. I think the people who picks 'Poo flavored icecream' are the smarter ones, and seems like they are the one who care about their health and future. While the people who picks 'Icecream flavored poo' are people who don't mind getting poison as long as they don't have to suffer at this moment. I mean surely I can understand both sides of the reasoning, but I will agree more with the 'Poo flavoured icecream' people as they seem to treasure their lives more.
Thanks for reading this journal. If you have read this far I hope I haven't ruined your appetite or cause too much vomit on your computer screen. But yeah this is more than a silly question, you can tell a lot from a person by asking them this ^^ I highly recommend you try it with your friends and family, its a great conversation starter, ask your relatives on Christmas eve before the dinner, ask your boyfriend before he eats his dessert, ask this at your friend's mother's funeral to lift up the mood... NO DONT IM JOKING HAHA. But yeah if you were ever put in a life and death situation like this, always pick Poo flavoured Icecream ok? Oh unless you are lactose intolerant, then you are pretty much screwed either way sorry. /o\
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