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Icecream... even the title is disgusting *vomits*

Journal Entry: Thu Jun 20, 2013, 5:01 AM








You know. Sometimes when I am eating with friends, or when I go on a first date with a girl. I always like to ask them this question, "Would you rather eat a Icecream flavored Poo, or a Poo flavored Icecream?" Usually I will lose a few friends as well as the girl vomiting in front of me like a scene from the Exorcist. I like this question so much I have even asked this question before in my polls and journals. But Ry do you ask such question mmmmmm? I'll tell you Ry. Keep reading

Some people may say that they are both the same thing, HELL NO its totally different, one is an Icecream flavored poo, meaning it is literally really a piece of shit that has its taste (Just the taste) altered to make it taste like icecream. While the other is actual icecream, it has nothing harmful about it other than the fact that it tastes like poo. I have never tasted poo before so I have no idea what it tastes like.... (actually if you have ever tasted poo in your life can you leave a comment below on what it tastes like? Im curious). Anyway, some people chooses one and some people chooses the other. From what I read in the poll, it seems like more people picked Icecream flavoured poo. Hmmmmm its understandable, who would wanna taste poo?

But this is what I would pick.. The Poo flavored Icecream. Sure it will taste like shit... BUT AT LEAST I KNOW FULL WELL MY BODY CAN HANDLE THIS. I'll just have to pinch my nose and distract myself while eating it... Why not pick the other option? WELL because you DO NOT want to consume poo! Poo are actually wastes that your body wants to get rid of. It has no nutrients in it, it may even contain toxin and other bad stuff that will make you sick or worse... Death. Remember in the Human Centipede how the 3rd person died? She died because of this exact reason x2 (Don't ask me why I have seen that movie). Well why is this question even important or interesting? Because from their answer you can kinda tell what kind of person they are. I think the people who picks 'Poo flavored icecream' are the smarter ones, and seems like they are the one who care about their health and future. While the people who picks 'Icecream flavored poo' are people who don't mind getting poison as long as they don't have to suffer at this moment. I mean surely I can understand both sides of the reasoning, but I will agree more with the 'Poo flavoured icecream' people as they seem to treasure their lives more.

Thanks for reading this journal. If you have read this far I hope I haven't ruined your appetite or cause too much vomit on your computer screen. But yeah this is more than a silly question, you can tell a lot from a person by asking them this ^^ I highly recommend you try it with your friends and family, its a great conversation starter, ask your relatives on Christmas eve before the dinner, ask your boyfriend before he eats his dessert, ask this at your friend's mother's funeral to lift up the mood... NO DONT IM JOKING HAHA. But yeah if you were ever put in a life and death situation like this, always pick Poo flavoured Icecream ok? Oh unless you are lactose intolerant, then you are pretty much screwed either way sorry. /o\
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:iconamimeito-chan:
AmiMeito-chan Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
XDDDD

Silly "friends" of yours don't know what humor is.
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:iconerica-roy:
Erica-Roy Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013
*sighs deeply* here comes the truth...
When I was a baby I ate my brother's poop.
My siblings say that my breath smelled for months and none of them wanted to touch me because of my breath.

I'm lactose intolerant and I still eat dairy.
Family member: You're not supposed to eat that [insert delicious dairy product here]. You're lactose intolerant.
Me: I don't care! It tastes so good~
Family member: You're going to regret it later.
Me: *inbetween mouthfuls* I'll never regret it! *continues eating*
-hours pass-
Me: I regret it...
and then the cycle just keeps on repeating. It will never stop.
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Wendy-the-Creeper Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013   Digital Artist
This is actually a very good read! Such a question does say a lot about a person, though I think I'd take the coward's way out and choose neither.
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PrinceOfFire Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Someone's been watching 2girls1cup again...

I'd pick poo flavoured ice cream because I don't want to eat actual shit, even if it's good tasting shit.
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Fynwe Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I would have probably chosen ice-cream flavoured poo, because nothing in this world exists, that shits things that taste of ice cream, it have to be the excretes of some fantasybear shitting on a rainbowcoloured planet, where everyone has his head between his legs, so in theory it could be, that these lovely creatures shit that, what on earth is called icecream oO
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Theflyingfish20 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
... I can no longer eat chocolate icecream
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TheFabulousFox Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This really cracked me up, but I can this not as a joke and a interesting question and quite a smart one too. Also I didn't vomit or get disgusted at all :).
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remembermeforawesome Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oh, and i'm also lactose intolerant. BUT i think I can handle it
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remembermeforawesome Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
WHY DID YOU WATCH THAT MOVIE?! (also, did you watch the sequel? there was like more people involved in the centipede experiment)
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Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I... really wanna watch the sequel....
The movie isnt really that bad. its a good thriller if u ignore the ass to mouth bit
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remembermeforawesome Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yah
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Lightdasher360 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I'm lactose-intolerant.. ( ._.)
Maybe I can have Soy Icecream that's poo flavored (if it exist)?
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TheGhost2 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Student General Artist
I read your reasoning, but I still disagree with you. Ice cream flavored poo FTW.
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xCaelNocturne Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
But the real question is

If the poop has been altered to taste like ice cream, what flavor would it be? D:
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:iconry-spirit:
Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
vanilla?
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Afterlife93 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Student General Artist
I think Nathan Fillion can assist me on describing how this makes me feel
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Stabby2486 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I ate my own shit as a baby. It was pretty delicious, though I wouldn't recommend it as it costs a trip to the ER.
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amayaangeline Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Actually when I was in the 2nd grader, my teacher told a story about eating poo. Her relative is sick and has to eat his/her own poo to heal the sickness..

Unbelievable right ._.
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killertuatara Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
I would just like to point out that the chick actually died from an infection, not from the fact that she actually ate poo. If that were so, Chicks One and Two would both have died. :) Just a quick correction there Ry~ <3
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killertuatara Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Eating poo won't actually do anything but make you a bit constipated >xD Like you said Ry, it just the body's waste, so the poo will just shat out. :)

And I don't think the smiley faces are making this conversation any less strange >xD
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killertuatara Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Hmmm, let me correct myself: eating HEALTHY poo won't do anything. There are times were ingestion of feces can actually be beneficial and will help make someone who may be sick better.

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autogatos Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Actually our distant ancestors probably ate feces, just like many other mammals do. It's a good source of B12 (something that's often lacking in our modern diet since it's produced by bacteria and we wash our food so thoroughly). So I'm not necessarily sure it'd always be harmful. For people like me who are allergic to milk, it might even be the less harmful option.

Not that I'd personally eat it...but just a fun fact for you!
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kacheksja Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
i think it doesn't matter wich one answer person would pick but why that person would pick one or another. eating one icecream cone of poo wouldnt do much harm to your body. so in this case both answers are harmless and You have to ask yourself what would you want to know:
-how poo taste.
-how it is to eat poo(minus the taste),waht consistency it is, how it feels to have it in your mouth.
and that is hard dilemma for me.
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kacheksja Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
to be honest for me that dilemma is so mindblowing i would rather just eat poo.
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:iconbesieged-infection:
Besieged-Infection Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Since I'm lactose intolerant I'd get sick either way. Maybe a poo-flavored bagel...
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EpicNekoStudios Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I didn't think of it that way. :iconlazepoolplz: I have seen the logic in the choices. Thank You Ry. :iconcryforeverplz:
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CreationsByCrystal Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Hmmm... Interesting argument. Then again, dogs eat their own poop, and they seem okay, so... I might have to go with ice cream flavored poop for that reason... xD I mean, either way, I'm going to vomit. I have a strong sense of taste, so if I taste something nasty, chances are I will vomit. If I eat poop, well, I think we can all assume what will happen so... xD
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OrneryJen Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
Okay, someone's been watching "two girls, one cup" waaaaayy too many times...
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Kuro-Puppy Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I'm one of the people who'd be screwed either way, so ice-cream flavored poo for me plz. The stomach pain would be the same either way. :iconlazepoolplz:
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Jack-Violet Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
Aw Ry D:
I will never read your journal again during lunch...
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Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
LOLLLLLL
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:iconkureiya:
Kureiya Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I... I picked the right choice, Ry. My purpose is fulfilled. :iconhecryplz:
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Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Ry is happy with your choice
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Kureiya Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconyaranaikaplz:
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:iconramyrok:
Ramyrok Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
#2deep4me
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:iconinnverted:
innverted Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
hahahahahahahahahaha
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SoulsOfEarth Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
why should I want poo-flavoured ice cream if I can have ice-cream-falovoured poo?
I don't have to eat it and I can give others my poo to eat and they will never know >.<

okay the last one was a bit awkward- but that was my first thought
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animaloversammy Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*Looks at the choices and walks away* Nope. I'll die. Thank you very much.
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z28ump Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
Is starvation an option?
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eeveeame133 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Student General Artist
Ice cream flavored poo :D
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spock-lover Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Trust me. Shit has a very distinctive taste that you can not distract yourself from. And it stays in your mouth for a long time.

And when you asked the question, I assumed that it'd be like... My own shit or something. Which, of consumed quickly enough from the process, wouldn't result in negative, long lasting affects.
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Dukewolfendoom Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
Ice Cream flavored Poo?

...wouldn't that technically be "Organic Softserve"? :iconhurrhurrplz:
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AppleRat Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ahaha love this!! xDD

Read your journal this morning before work, then asked a WHOLE bunch of people that I work with this question. Most picked the "poo flavored ice-cream" which is also the one I had picked. I wouldn't tell what I chose until after they told me there answer and tho' most picked poo flavored ice-cream I did have a couple who picked ice-cream flavored poo and one girl who was indecisive lol xDD

Great question tho'!! Definitely gave me some interesting conversations and debates and discussions all day today at work [:
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Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
your work place has some smart people :D
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FreeFlightCanvas Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Based on everything I heard, I'm sure that poo would taste like chicken. Everything tastes like chicken. /SHOT
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MahouSakuraTenshi Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It's weird that this is the first journal I read since watching you for weeks now...
I agree, poo-flavored ice cream. It'd be interesting to know the flavor and besides...Ice-cream flavored poo? You don't know the ice-cream flavor. It could be poo-flavored ice cream flavored poo!
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Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
LOL Poo flavored icecream flavored poo
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Lucis7 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
I never imagined that was such a deep question... o_o;
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seifuku-senpai Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Student
I…. I think I might've tasted poo before. I was two and it looked like a chocolate chip, okay?! Actually, if it was poo. Probably the reason I didn't die was because it was such a small quantity. But I did get sick later that day.
Oh, and because it was so long ago, I don't remember how it tasted :( Probably like sour milk.
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BettyKwong Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
LMAOOO your questions are always so funny xD

i...i.. dont think I can pick one.. orz;;
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