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Icecream... even the title is disgusting *vomits*

Journal Entry: Thu Jun 20, 2013, 5:01 AM








You know. Sometimes when I am eating with friends, or when I go on a first date with a girl. I always like to ask them this question, "Would you rather eat a Icecream flavored Poo, or a Poo flavored Icecream?" Usually I will lose a few friends as well as the girl vomiting in front of me like a scene from the Exorcist. I like this question so much I have even asked this question before in my polls and journals. But Ry do you ask such question mmmmmm? I'll tell you Ry. Keep reading

Some people may say that they are both the same thing, HELL NO its totally different, one is an Icecream flavored poo, meaning it is literally really a piece of shit that has its taste (Just the taste) altered to make it taste like icecream. While the other is actual icecream, it has nothing harmful about it other than the fact that it tastes like poo. I have never tasted poo before so I have no idea what it tastes like.... (actually if you have ever tasted poo in your life can you leave a comment below on what it tastes like? Im curious). Anyway, some people chooses one and some people chooses the other. From what I read in the poll, it seems like more people picked Icecream flavoured poo. Hmmmmm its understandable, who would wanna taste poo?

But this is what I would pick.. The Poo flavored Icecream. Sure it will taste like shit... BUT AT LEAST I KNOW FULL WELL MY BODY CAN HANDLE THIS. I'll just have to pinch my nose and distract myself while eating it... Why not pick the other option? WELL because you DO NOT want to consume poo! Poo are actually wastes that your body wants to get rid of. It has no nutrients in it, it may even contain toxin and other bad stuff that will make you sick or worse... Death. Remember in the Human Centipede how the 3rd person died? She died because of this exact reason x2 (Don't ask me why I have seen that movie). Well why is this question even important or interesting? Because from their answer you can kinda tell what kind of person they are. I think the people who picks 'Poo flavored icecream' are the smarter ones, and seems like they are the one who care about their health and future. While the people who picks 'Icecream flavored poo' are people who don't mind getting poison as long as they don't have to suffer at this moment. I mean surely I can understand both sides of the reasoning, but I will agree more with the 'Poo flavoured icecream' people as they seem to treasure their lives more.

Thanks for reading this journal. If you have read this far I hope I haven't ruined your appetite or cause too much vomit on your computer screen. But yeah this is more than a silly question, you can tell a lot from a person by asking them this ^^ I highly recommend you try it with your friends and family, its a great conversation starter, ask your relatives on Christmas eve before the dinner, ask your boyfriend before he eats his dessert, ask this at your friend's mother's funeral to lift up the mood... NO DONT IM JOKING HAHA. But yeah if you were ever put in a life and death situation like this, always pick Poo flavoured Icecream ok? Oh unless you are lactose intolerant, then you are pretty much screwed either way sorry. /o\
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:iconamimeito-chan:
AmiMeito-chan Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
XDDDD

Silly "friends" of yours don't know what humor is.
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:iconerica-roy:
Erica-Roy Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013
*sighs deeply* here comes the truth...
When I was a baby I ate my brother's poop.
My siblings say that my breath smelled for months and none of them wanted to touch me because of my breath.

I'm lactose intolerant and I still eat dairy.
Family member: You're not supposed to eat that [insert delicious dairy product here]. You're lactose intolerant.
Me: I don't care! It tastes so good~
Family member: You're going to regret it later.
Me: *inbetween mouthfuls* I'll never regret it! *continues eating*
-hours pass-
Me: I regret it...
and then the cycle just keeps on repeating. It will never stop.
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Wendy-the-Creeper Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013   Digital Artist
This is actually a very good read! Such a question does say a lot about a person, though I think I'd take the coward's way out and choose neither.
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PrinceOfFire Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Someone's been watching 2girls1cup again...

I'd pick poo flavoured ice cream because I don't want to eat actual shit, even if it's good tasting shit.
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Fynwe Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I would have probably chosen ice-cream flavoured poo, because nothing in this world exists, that shits things that taste of ice cream, it have to be the excretes of some fantasybear shitting on a rainbowcoloured planet, where everyone has his head between his legs, so in theory it could be, that these lovely creatures shit that, what on earth is called icecream oO
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Theflyingfish20 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
... I can no longer eat chocolate icecream
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TheFabulousFox Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This really cracked me up, but I can this not as a joke and a interesting question and quite a smart one too. Also I didn't vomit or get disgusted at all :).
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remembermeforawesome Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oh, and i'm also lactose intolerant. BUT i think I can handle it
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:iconremembermeforawesome:
remembermeforawesome Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
WHY DID YOU WATCH THAT MOVIE?! (also, did you watch the sequel? there was like more people involved in the centipede experiment)
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Ry-Spirit Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I... really wanna watch the sequel....
The movie isnt really that bad. its a good thriller if u ignore the ass to mouth bit
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