Hi there boys and girls and Justin Bieber, happy Halloween! Hope you peeps has been out collecting candies in your pretty little costumes, I didn't, I've been busy with work mostly. But back in the day I did used to dress up and go around Trick or Treating. I was always dressed up as a vampire too, a proper dracula vampire not those Edward Cullen Twilight shit you see now days (I mean by default, without the makeup I do look like Edward Cullen anyway). It was one of my favorite day of the year, but one particular year stood out amongs the rest... read on if you dare.
Thats a picture of me when I was little dressing up as a vampire. Right, so what happened during Trick or Treating? I must've been like 9 years old and I used to live in this village kinda thing, well not really a village... I don't want you to think I am a Hobbit, but like a closely knitted area full of houses. So I pretty much knew all the other kids in the neighbourhood, there was like at least fifteen of us and we would dress up as our favourite spooky character and go around knocking on doors asking for candies. It was pretty cute we even had a little chant that went "WHAT DO WE WANT? CANDY! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW!"
. Many friendly neighbours would then give us candies, while some of them would pretend not to be home.. but sometimes with the television still turned on? We didn't do any tricking however because we were nice little kids.
Everything was well until we came across this one house, we rang the doorbell and a man answered the door. He forgot that it was Halloween so he didn't prepare any candies for us, so he went back into the house and took out a big bag full of loose change, holy crap there were some 10 cents, 20 cents, 50 cents and hell even a few golden dollars in there, I mean those kind of money were big for us kids back in the day! The guy then threw the bag in the air...... and it was raining coins. It was a very surreal moment, I looked over at my friend's face and I could see those dollar signs $$ in their eyes, I think some of them was even drooling (But then again I think the kid had a medical condition). But man did things got real.. suddenly everything turned slow motion, everyone was shoving each other out of the way, pulling on each other's hair, they were swearing, they were kicking and punching, I think at one point a kid pulled out a 9mm and my friend got shot. BLOODY COIN FRENZY! I got my hands on a few dollars myself and I could feel that evil smirk of my face.. we all got greedy after that house. Our chant was changed to "WHAT DO WE WANT? MONEY! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? RIGHT F*KING NOW!"
. And we were like 'What you think this is Trick or Treat man? HELL NO! This is protection fee so pay up bitch!!' It was crazy, I didn't expect a few dollars could suddenly turn us all into Scrooge Mcduck. Thinking back at it now, I think the guy really shouldn't have involved money into a kid's game.... I know it wasn't much money, but it was enough to turn something innocent into something sinister in a matter of seconds.
Then years later I had to put my Halloween adventures to a rest, my mum was like 'Ry I think you have to stop Trick or Treating now, Halloween is actually a very evil holiday because it celebrates Satan, its not a very Christian thing to do.', I was annoyed but I listened anyway... but then again I was already 25 so I think it made sense to stop. So thats my Halloween story for 2012, I'll save my other one for next year. Do you have a Halloween story to tell? Please write a comment below.
Speaking of something evil, my number one fan Hitler made another rant video, this time about Disney buying Star Wars, check it out if you like www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHZkcc…
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