Hiya Ryceballs. You may have noticed recently I have been doing more videogame art lately despite how I said there would be more OC. There's a good reason for that, because I unexpectedly get to go to a video game convention this weekend to sell some art, so I decided to make more gaming related art to sell there. I am working on a Rycraft artwork as well so you can look forward to that! Anyways this got me thinking about games a lot, which console has what games that I liked, whether people know the games that I played? And which consoles I liked the most?? So I decided to split em into groups of generations. The Console Wars as they call it, has begun. Which was my favourite of the generation? Startin with...Sega Genitals vs Soup Nintendoge
ROUND WONG FIGHT!
I had to skip the NES generation because I wasn't even born yet. But this SNES vs Sega Genocide is also unfair because I never had Saggy Genitals, I used to play it at my friends house a lot tho, I remember... Sanic
... and playing.. Sanic
.. and.. umm.. Sanic
. I don't recall playing any other games on that console other than Sanic
. For SNES however some of my favourite games include Chrono Tigger, Dragontesticles Z, Soup Mario, Donkey Dong, Mortal Wombat, Bomb a man, Sh*t Feighter, Back too de Future II the side scroller game, The Death and Return of Soupman
and even odd games here there like the Sailor Mooncake
fighting game and a few other anime games. So yeah, guess who wins, Sega Genocide wins.. No im joking. SNES wins by a mile.WINNER:
Soup Nintendoge Nintendoge 64 vs Paystation vs
Sega SatanROUND TO FATE!
Now things are starting to get tough... Can we just get Saggy Saturn out of the way first? Again I remember playing Sanic
on the Saggy Satan, right cool. Sonic
is nice don't get me wrong, but yeah lets put Sega Saturn out of the war. Now the real battle begins, which is better? N64 or PS1? That is the question, I played a fair amount of games on both. I won a N69 in a colouring competition in a newspaper actually, I don't mean to brag but yeah I was dat cool *sparkles*. However I would always go to my aunty's place for sleepover and she had a Playstation there. I loved going over to her house because I can play games till midnight if I wanted to! Cash Bandicoot, Metal Deer Solid, Rape Escape
just to name a few. But I also really enjoyed Super Mario 69, Legend of Shellfish, Goldenpie, Mario Partey, Super Pash Brothers
... So tough choice. But you know what? Im leaning towards Paystation because of Metal Deer Solid
, that game was very creative and brought in an element of movie experience to the gameplay, we can thank Mr Hideo Kojima for that. For example showing the credits of the creators of the game displayed on the screen while an intense orchestral music blasts out of the speaker when you get spotted. How about the incredible and often humourous spoken dialogue between the characters on the codec conversation? So yeah very very very close fight but Paystation wins this round.WINNER:
Hideo KojimaGamelube vs Paystation 2 vs Xmen vs DreamworksWOUND FREE FIGHT!
Well well well now things are getting interesting. As we start to see more games being crossed platforms and the competition being more and more neck to neck. But who will come out on top? Well first we gota look at what consoles I owned at that time, I had a Dreamworld first after playing it a few times on my friends console, I was hooked by all the fun game it had to offer (This was before the PS2 came out btw), so once again I remember playing Sawnic
.. I think I see a theme here, its always Sawnic
. But we also played Marble vs Capcom 2, Capcom vs SNK (Shingeki No Kyojin) 2, Cray Cray Taxi and Jet Set Rodeo.
They were all amazing games by the way. But then Paystation 2 came out.. and again my mind was blown by Metal Deer Solid 2.. Not to mention Kingdom Farts, Oka me, Calamari Damacy, Devil may Ry, Rape Escape 2 and 3 etc etc.
At that time I also had my Paystation 2 chipped so that it could play pirated games.. I know I was bad, but I played a LOT of variety of games, even games I never heard of I would buy and try out. Now Xbob and Gamecoob I didn't own but had the priviledge of playing it at friends house, I remember Super Pash Brothers Melee
being a game I played a lot of, Mario Sun Shy
I also loved and played a LOT of, but I never owned the console so I can't say I can have the Gameboob compete with the others. For Xbob I played Hello
with friends, co-op campaign was really fun for that game... So yeah I guess it comes down to the battle between Paystation 2 vs Wet Dreams. And I guess I have to pick PS2, as much I loved Dreamweaver the PS2 had WAYYYYY more games therefore making it a better choice.WINNER:
Hideo Kojima 2Wee vs Paystation 3 vs Xmen 360 vs GurlfriendROUND THOR FRIGHT!
So for this generation I got myself a girlfriend
so shes da winnnerrr. Nah im joking, who cares about that :'D Ok now this battle might be the most interesting because I was old enough to buy all three consoles! And oh gosh, TOO MANY GAMES. For Wee we got Legend of Zelda Twilight Sparkles, Super Smash Brothers Bowl, Wee Sports, Legend of Zelda Skylander Swords, Donkey Shlong Country Returns.
And for Paystation 3 we got games like Metal Dear Solid 4
(You saw that coming right?). Also Ni Nope Kuni
, an AMAZINGLY beautiful game. umm.. then we got.. umm.... now things are getting hard because I cant think of another game I like on the Playstation that isnt on the Xbox 365. There are too many games that are on both consoles! Not saying I didn't enjoy them. But games like Street Fright IV, Grand Theif Autobots, The Last of Bus..
Oh I KNOW! Ratchet and Frank!
There's antoher game thats exclusive to Sawny
. For the Xbox 260 there's Tenkachu Z, Majin Boo and the Forbidden Kingdom
I also enjoyed a lot, Bears of War
.. umm what else? This really is a tough call because the PS4 and Xbo is so similar.. And the Wee is so different but also fun in its own way. I think I am gonna have to go with PS4 again tho, mostly because of all the downloadable classic games as well as fun indie games I play on there, not to mention I played Mycroft
on there too! Introducing me to the world of Rycraft
. So yes for its third time winning! The winner once again goes to Paystation!WINNER:
HIDEO KOJIMA THE THIRD (Who actually ended up being my girlfriend. Who would've guessed!)Wee on You vs Paystation 4 vs Xbone
(I like how I dont need to think of a joke for Xbone)WAND 5 FIGHT!
This generation wall is not really that fair because the Wee U came out like a year or two before the PS4 and Xbone. Giving it a head start.. with that said not a lot of games came out for it until much later right? To a point that I thought to myself "Why did I buy the console that early.. shouldve wait til the price dropped...". But I still had my fair amount of fun tho, NintendogeLand, Super Mario Brothers Wee on You, Super Mario 3D Word, Legend of Salma Breaking Wind HD (I missed out on Breaking Wind on the Gamecube)
, and just recently playing a lot of Mario Kart Ate
. I didn't buy an Xbone so I got nothing to say about that.. as for PS4 I bought Watch Doge
, the game was alright but wasn't as amazin as it seemed in the trailers. And of course of course how can I mention Paystation without Metal Deer Solid
, only this time Mr Kojima disappointed me by giving us MGS Ground Zelo
, like watching a circus midget, the game was fun but short. Too short to be considered a proper game, so with that disaster I have decided to give the win to Wee on Me. Well done Nintendot!WINNER:
That is the end of the journal. Hope you had a good read.
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